I had a homeless battle with a homeless guy
Round 1: Shoes
Homeless Guy: My shoes gots mad holes n shit
Homeless Guy’s Sister: YA! check em out ::points::
Me: So do mine.
Round 2: Socks
Homeless Guy: My socks are filthy, and theys got holes all in dem.
Me: I’m not wearing any socks.
Homeless guy looks at the rest of me
Homeless Guy: Whatever man, you gots any change?
Me: I only have $20s